dont u hate it when u have a romantic dream about someone who u never thought about in a romantic way and then u wake up and have some weird crush on them like wtf subconscious why u gotta do this to me
im such a fucking jealous asshole i pretend like i dont care but i care so much im gonna explode
— Virginia Woolf (via poetrea)
white people: this toothpaste is spicy
raising awareness for turtle bullying.
a growing problem.
A very slowly growing problem.
This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it
I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great
well would ya look at that
THIS IS MY FAVORITE PICTURE ON THE INTERNET